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ozwald

one chat. everyone in sync.

shared tasks, calendars, and docs for families, roommates, friend groups, and teams — managed in the group chat you already use.

no app download · no login · everyone just texts

how it works

Shared Calendars
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Yoga · 9am
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Free all morning
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conflict detected
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jake's soccer is at 9am saturday. sarah, that conflicts with yoga. george, you're free — you're on driving duty. i've updated the shared calendar.

Trip Planning
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Cabo Trip

6 people · March 20-25

4 confirmed2 pending
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cross-referenced everyone's calendars. march 20-25 works for 4 of you. jake and mia haven't confirmed. i'll hound them. budget tracker and itinerary at ozwald.ai/docs.

Group Tasks
Buy groceries
Lisa
Call plumber
George
Book vet appointment
Sarah
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lisa finished groceries. george, you've had 'call plumber' for 4 days now. i'm upgrading from gentle reminder to public shaming. the full board is at ozwald.ai/tasks.

Reservation
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Saturday Dinner

3 votes Italian · 1 vote Sushi

booked
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italian wins 3-1. sorry jake, your sushi vote has been noted and ignored. called osteria, party of 6 at 7:30 saturday. it's on everyone's calendar.

Shared Document
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House Rules

ozwald.ai/docs/house-rules

Updated 2 min ago

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house rules doc updated with the new wifi password and recycling schedule. shared link: ozwald.ai/docs. bookmark it, because i'm tired of repeating myself.

a real group conversation

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Family + Ozwald

Sarah, George, Lisa, Ozwald

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shared calendars
group tasks
conflict detection
shared docs
voice calls
reminders
assignments
coordination
tracking

one chat keeps everyone in sync

every group, organized

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family coordination

"who can drive jake to soccer?"

Checks all calendars, assigns the free parent

who is where and when

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trip planning

"let's plan cabo for march"

Cross-references calendars, tracks budget, builds itinerary

6 people → 1 itinerary

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roommate life

"rent is due in 3 days"

Reminders sent, payments tracked, excuses logged

chores → rent → wifi

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event planning

"plan sarah's surprise 40th"

Guest list, venue, assignments, budget — all tracked

birthday to wedding

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team projects

"who's doing what for the launch?"

Task board with owners, due dates, and public shaming

tasks → owners → deadlines

sports teams

"add the spring soccer schedule"

All games on calendar, ride rotation, snack duty assigned

schedules → rides → snacks

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friend groups

"dinner saturday, 6 of us"

Polled preferences, booked restaurant, on all calendars

plans that actually happen

every group needs an ozwald.

stop letting things fall through the cracks. add ozwald to the group chat and let him do the organizing.

🦉 he's waiting. your group chat needs adult supervision.